Miss Hannigan's Dance in PARIS!

What? Miss Hannigan's dance is now being done in PARIS you say?!? But of course it is! This orphan, who has asked to be nameless, is showing off my moves in Paris. Merci, young orphan. I always knew ya had a lot of talent. And I'm proud that ya took my dance moves to the next level. And I also appreciate your fashion sense. See what all those hours at the sewing machine did for ya? And they say I'm mean. Well, who's laughing now? Keep it up, Laura Mahler. Ya got a real future, I'll tell ya! Au revoir!

Love,
Miss Hannigan

Miss Hannigan's Dance Moves

Miss Hannigan Getting Her Groove On

OK, fine. Some former orphan kid came by a few days ago and asked me to teach her some of my dance moves. I was kind of touched. But don't tell anyone else that. She asked my secret and I told her just like what what's his name said to the person who asked him: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" What's his name said: "Practice, man, practice!"  So here's how I do a few of my best moves. You can watch the video and dance along. But don't expect to be as good as me right away. Egypt wasn't built in a day.

And by the way - keep those questions coming! It keeps my mind off those noisy orphans!

CLICK HERE: Miss Hannigan's Dance Moves

ROOSTER, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

Oh great. Today my brother, Rooster got out of prison. Again. And guess who he brought over to meet me? Some ding dong named Lily. He didn't even know what town she was from! I always test people out to see if they can dance before I trust them. She was pretty good. Too young, but at least she can do a box step. But seriously. What is up with my brother? I always hoped he could strike it rich and get me outta this dump. I'll keep ya posted.

Oh, and keep sending me your questions. They're hilarious.

NUTS!!!

All I asked was for the Little Girls to clean up this dump. It looked like a PIGSTY! So what if it was 4:00 in the morning? It's got to happen sometime, right? I don't know what all the fuss is about. The next day, Molly threw up all over my favorite souvenir pillow from Coney Island! I am going NUTS!!!!

Hannigan's Shenanigans

Hey! Keep it down! All of ya! Honestly, what do they want from me, these Little Girls? I'm trying to run an orphanage over here. Here's a picture of me dancing. It's what I love to do. Especially when the Little Girls are asleep. Because once they caught me dancing and they put a frog in my bed. Rotten orphans!

P.S. Send me your questions and if they're any good, I'll answer them. Now go away!