Hey! Keep it down! All of ya! Honestly, what do they want from me, these Little Girls? I'm trying to run an orphanage over here. Here's a picture of me dancing. It's what I love to do. Especially when the Little Girls are asleep. Because once they caught me dancing and they put a frog in my bed. Rotten orphans!P.S. Send me your questions and if they're any good, I'll answer them. Now go away!
Why do you hate little girls? I mean come on, you were a little girl yourself once. How would you feel if Annie treated you the way you treat her. I'm just saying think about it.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Rebecca. I've thought about it. I don't hate little girls. They just annoy me. ALL THE TIME. I can't get any sleep and I haven't had a date in twenty years! And believe me, Annie is a little smarty pants. She just doesn't show it in front of other people. And yeah, I used to be a little girl. Not that long ago in fact. And you should have seen how I was treated! These twerps are just lucky to be inside. That's all.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Miss Hannigan
Dear Miss Hannigan,
ReplyDeleteSo I heard someone called you their "least favorite character." And I agree with Rebecca, shouldn't you be nicer to the poor little girls in the orphanage? Hmmmmm?
Yours truly,
concerned sister in CA
Dear Concerned,
ReplyDeleteBig whoop. Kids will say anything. Besides, I took it as a compliment. And I AM nice to the Little Girls. I feed 'em, don't I? Sheesh! Do you think it's easy having a bunch of screaming girls running around day and night?
Love,
Miss Hannigan