All I asked was for the Little Girls to clean up this dump. It looked like a PIGSTY! So what if it was 4:00 in the morning? It's got to happen sometime, right? I don't know what all the fuss is about. The next day, Molly threw up all over my favorite souvenir pillow from Coney Island! I am going NUTS!!!!
Sunday, July 24, 2011
NUTS!!!
All I asked was for the Little Girls to clean up this dump. It looked like a PIGSTY! So what if it was 4:00 in the morning? It's got to happen sometime, right? I don't know what all the fuss is about. The next day, Molly threw up all over my favorite souvenir pillow from Coney Island! I am going NUTS!!!!
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So, how do you REALLY feel about your souvenir pillow from coney island being ruined by that little brat, molly?
ReplyDeleteDear Secret Cast Member,
ReplyDeleteFine. I'll tell 'ya. But you'd better not repeat this! I was really worried about the little rugrat, Molly. She's my favorite. I stayed up with her all night to make sure that she didn't throw up on any of my other pillows. So there.
Love,
Miss Hannigan
Look Hannigan, I have a suggestion for you. It seems to me you're the type of person who should NOT be working directly with kids. I see you more suited to the food service industry or maybe even a worker at the DMV. And since you like dancing so much, on your breaks you can do a jig in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Still concerned in ca
Hey Hannigan, what happened to Mr. Hannigan, huh????
ReplyDeleteDear Concerned,
ReplyDeleteYou're probably one of those parents who lets their kids do whatever they want. They need discipline and a firm hand. And I AM in the food industry, thank you very much! I make the Little Girls mush everyday. Sometimes I even heat it up! I have no idea what the DMV is. And I do jig in the parking lot. But the last time I did that I got arrested.
Love,
Miss Hannigan
Dear Two of My Favorite Cast Members,
ReplyDeleteNot that it's any of your business, but Mr. Hannigan ran off with some floozy 20 years ago. So here I am trying to make a living by myself. It ain't easy, but I'm doing the best that I can. It would just be nice if people understood that underneath all my glamour and mystery there is a little girl just trying to find happiness. So buzz off.
Love,
Miss Hannigan
Ms. Hannigan,
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious from your overall demeanor and attire you're the kind of leader more educational institutions should be seeking out. A little rough around the edges, a significant amount of street smarts to go with a prolific, if not cleverly hidden, academic pedigree and... an expressive and unfiltered personality. One not at the mercy of a society gone wild with political correctness.
In fact, as I think of it... have you considered a concurrent career in talk radio?
Respectfully,
Christopher Gabriel
Dear Christopher Gabriel,
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what the heck you're talking about. Are you rich or just smart? If you're rich, call me. Or just stop by the orphanage. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or furious. Either way, it sounds like you might have some connections, so I'll be polite. Sure, I'd love to be on the radio. It would be a heck of a lot better then listening to a bunch of crummy orphans all day, I'll tell you that!
Love,
Aggie Hannigan