OK, fine. Some former orphan kid came by a few days ago and asked me to teach her some of my dance moves. I was kind of touched. But don't tell anyone else that. She asked my secret and I told her just like what what's his name said to the person who asked him: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" What's his name said: "Practice, man, practice!" So here's how I do a few of my best moves. You can watch the video and dance along. But don't expect to be as good as me right away. Egypt wasn't built in a day.
And by the way - keep those questions coming! It keeps my mind off those noisy orphans!