Oh great. Today my brother, Rooster got out of prison. Again. And guess who he brought over to meet me? Some ding dong named Lily. He didn't even know what town she was from! I always test people out to see if they can dance before I trust them. She was pretty good. Too young, but at least she can do a box step. But seriously. What is up with my brother? I always hoped he could strike it rich and get me outta this dump. I'll keep ya posted.
Oh, and keep sending me your questions. They're hilarious.
